Mommy Hates Spammers

All persons, businesses, and other entities that send any unsolicited commercial email to any email address containing “mommygyver” or "" voluntarily enter a contract with Christina Hinks and agree to be bound by the terms of the contract and “No Spam Policy” as described herein.

1. Unless Christina Hinks or someone else with an email address including "" or  “” has specifically opted in to receive commercial email from you, you understand and agree that neither Christina Hinks nor anyone else with an email address including the above has ever requested any commercial communication from you, and that any commercial email you send that includes the above” in the To, Cc, or Bcc fields that fits these criteria is against the express wishes of the recipient(s).
2. As consideration for reading your unsolicited commercial email, you agree that any email you send which advertises or promotes any product, service, or Internet destination shall be subject to a $25,000.00 fee for reading and responding appropriately.  The fee may be paid in advance at PayPal, or Christina Hinks will remit an invoice. 
3. You accept responsibility for any affiliates or marketing agents who promote any product, service, or Internet destination on your behalf.
4. Concealing your identity increases the fee by $10,000.00 to compensate for the effort to track down the sender. 
5. You may not sell, barter, or give away to any other party any email addresses containing the domain name or email address listed above.  Violation of this clause subjects you to liquidated damages of $10,000.00 or ten (10) times the amount of money you made selling the address(es), whichever is greater. 
6. You agree that any applicable Illinois Business & Professions Codes are not pre-empted by the Federal CAN-SPAM Act, 15 U.S.C. § 7701 et seq.
7. In the event that any suit or action is instituted to enforce any provision in this contract, Christina Hinks shall be entitled to all costs and expenses of maintaining such suit or action, including reasonable attorneys’ fees. 
8. This contract shall inure to the benefit of and be binding upon the parties hereto and their respective heirs, successors, assigns, administrators, executors and other legal representatives. 
9. Any action in respect of or concerning this contract shall be litigated solely in Illinois and both parties consent to jurisdiction in Illinois. This contract shall be governed by, construed and enforced in accordance with the laws of the State of Illinois. 
10. Sending email to or copying to or blind copying to any email address containing the domain name or email address listed above or similar actions by your affiliates/agents, constitutes voluntary acceptance of these terms.

This contract is also provided in the footer of all mommygyver email messages- Think twice before spamming me.